Beyoncé Curvilicious Explosion In Tight Dress

Motherhood has been kind to Beyoncé, who just two months ago graced this planet with twin mini Beyoncés destined for greatness, or at least substantial allowances. The post-baby bod is a favored headline-grabber right alongside other staples such as engagements and celebrity DUIs, and the media-savvy Beyoncé is more than aware that these bodytastic new pics signal that her post-baby frame is nothing if not newsworthy.

The singing and visual art sensation headed out to something called the Saint Heron's Wine and Grind event Monday night. Emphasis on the Grind. Her outfit of choice was a red 80's prom throwback hugging every single one of her infamous curves. Most importantly, her two ginormous curves riding front and center. These are the twins I care about.

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