Brittney Palmer Sexy Cleavage and Tight Bikini in Malibu

If my sleuthing skills are as good as I would like to believe them to be, then Brittney Palmer appears to have just returned from a festival the likes of which mere mortals have never seen. Judging by the talent that shows up at the festivals for us normal people, the scantily clad women at her kind of festival must be capable of melting the balls from your eyes. They probably have doormen at the front gates to weed out any men that are not models or millionaires.

I cannot blame them for it either, I would not men like me gawking at them all, it would be like high school all over again. They are probably so desensitized to it all that a body like Brittney Palmer is just par for the course. I just threw up in my mouth at thought of a place where Brittney is considered normal. I need to be there if such a place exists. Since I will never be a model I guess I will have to earn a fortune. Looks like I will need to be taking some risks on those internet offers I have always dismissed as scams. A few of them are bound to be legit. 

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