Bella Thorne’s Hot Bod In Pasadena

I can think of only two possible reasons as to why Bella Thorne is dressed the way she is. The first is that she was mobbed by a group of sex-crazed men who could no longer handle what they were seeing. The other is that she is the real She-Hulk, saving the world one case of erectile dysfunction at a time. I am having a hard time deciding which is more plausible. 

It would be wise for Bella to stay out of Arizona until the summer has passed. If they catch someone with abs like she has, they will tie her to the ground and use her tummy as a skillet to cook up breakfast. With a body that hot it probably does not even need to happen in Arizona. Stick her in the Yukon in the middle of winter and they will have a free source of boiling water for the season. Well, maybe not free, but for whatever the going rate of a bombshell is. I am not entirely sure what the conversion rate of bombshells to Canadian reindeer is, but there is probably an asexual accountant that can take care of the details. Only an asexual would be able to focus on numbers during a time when we are exporting an American treasure.

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