Gisele Bundchen Long Luscious Legs on the Parisian Catwalk

I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for... meh it's not me. It's Gisele Bundchen. While her husband was having a less than memorable moment in Kansas City, Gisele was in Paris getting paid eighteen billion dollars and some cents for modeling Chanel on the catwalk in the heart of the fashion world. I don't exactly know where a woman would go dressed in half these things the hotties model, but straight to my bedroom is how it turns in my fantasies. That turn and return to backstage could easily be modified by putting up a detour sign, building an extended walkway, and perhaps a Lego bridge right into my house. I've got plans.

Gisele didn't just luck into being the world's top paid models. She has the chops. The body. The legs. The look. The special 'it' factor that makes women want to buy the things she wears. You can't explain it, you can only see the results. And the legs. Those hot mommy legs. Put me down for an order of two bushels. Is that how you order haute couture? Enjoy.