Alessandra Ambrosio Leggy In Shorts In Santa Monica

The always foxy Alessandra Ambrosio was spotted in Santa Monica in a pair of short shorts. She was going to the Apple store, probably to buy one of those new iPhones all the kids are talking about. But what I'm talking about is her long, luscious legs. Alessandra's legs are one of her best features. That's the beauty of being a tall model, you're mostly sexy legs. Alessandra should only wear pants that show off at least 40% of her legs. It's the right thing to do. As if that wasn't enough, Alessandra decided to give us all the additional treat of wearing a tank top. This gives us a cleavtacular view of her bodacious jugs. Yes, I used the word bodacious. She's so friggin' hot that it brings out my inner surfer guy from the 80's.

I never see girls that look like Alessandra at the Apple store. It's always either mustachioed hipster d-bags or soccer moms that can't figure out how their phones work. Maybe I'm going to the wrong location?