Rihanna’s Spandex Outfit Is Super Snug and High Fashion

I don't know who Alexander Wang is, but I guess his yoga workout outfits cost more than my shorts and t-shirt from Target by some exponential factor. Not that that's a concern for Rihanna who was preening about New York in his super snug Lycra crop top and leggings so snug that Rihanna's lady nest was starting to cry for air. At least, I'm pretty sure I heard it.

I'm not exactly who besides Rihanna with an absolutely perfectly toned body gifted by the gods would fit into this particularly expensive fashion statement. Then again, the ones who can I truly encourage to try. The sight of Rihanna's top and shapely booty trucking around New York almost made Fashion Week relevant to men for several seconds. Keep up the good and skin-tight work Rihanna, and Alexander, whoever you are. Enjoy.