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PS3‘s Possibly Craptacular New Godzilla Game is Pretty Damn Heavy on the Badass Carnage

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chris-littlechild - August 12, 2014

As we know, Godzilla is a freaking angry son of a bastard. He's also gargantuan enough to make the average apartment building look about the size of a gnat's wang. When you combine these two traits with proximity to a major population center, it's a recipe for mass destruction, bloody mangle-y deaths by the thousand and more explosions than the entire Die Hard movie series could muster.

Crushing the population of Tokyo into tiny fragments of bone and pain sounds like quite the dramatic video game. Sadly, though, everyone's favorite monster has never fared too well on consoles. As such, most of us have already dismissed the upcoming PS3 Godzilla without a second thought. Nuts to it, we've said, and we've probably been right.

But hold on there, buddy boy. There's still potential for us all to take a sucker punch to the gonads from the fist of not-sucking.

Behold these screenshots, for instance. Sure, they look like hell, powered by vintage 2006 techtastic and all, but still. What they lack in spangly next-gen visuals, they certainly compensate for in pure destructive destruction. With extra destroying sauce and a side order of wreck-every-freaking-thing salad.

Take a look at the violence-strewn gallery, and join us in hoping that Godzilla can catch a gaming break for once.

Via Scified, hit the link for the full set of shots.


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