Eat ‘Her’ Every Morning: Vajayjay Toaster

Have you seen Joaquin Phoenix in Her yet? No? Well, you should. Because it's crazy and full of nonsense but it makes sense at the same time. Yeah, like I said, it's crazy.

But no, the 'her' we're talking about isn't some computer, although you'll be eating out of a machine--or rather, from a machine--but it's not what you think. This here, gents and gents, is the Vagina Toaster. It basically toasts an image of a vajayjay right in the middle of your toast, which you can then cover with butter, kaya, or coconut jam that looks distinctly like... well, you get the picture.

Check It Out: $45