Julianne Moore Remains My Go-To Veteran Hottie

At age 53, Julianne Moore remains the woman I most want to be my ANR mommy (yeah, go look up ANR). The sextastic veteran redhead has been dazzling men and boys alike for decades now, and from her appearance in The Edit magazine, only getting stronger and stronger.

Oh, the dream to find this smoking hot serious thespianic in lace in my boudoir, waiting to stroke my hair, tell me everything's going to be okay, then making everything naughty. Perhaps I'm getting ahead of myself, but, oh, boy, Julianne on that rug. Please tell me it's coming for Christmas! Enjoy.