Superman Gets Bitch Slapped

Superman had a bad weekend. It seems that the Man of Steel had one too many Sam Adams in Amherst, MA and decided to stand in some dude's driveway and not let him in. Authorities haven't said if it was the suburban home of Lex Luthor or if it was just another citizen of the Red Sox nation. The man tried to reason with Superman but Kal-El refused to move. The man then punched Superman out cold on the sidewalk. It must have been Doomsday if he could do that. It's just another example of why it doesn't pay to be a super hero these days. There was a time when people in this country respected a man in a leotard and cape. Not anymore. In our do as you please, get the F out of my driveway you freak society there is no room for the last son of Krypton. Next time Braniac creates a death ray and aims it at Amherst, maybe Superman won't be so quick to save them.