‘X-Men: Days Of Future Past’ Has a Trailer Now, And You’re Going to Watch It

If you like watching women covered in extensive body paint as they're helplessly dragged across the ground, you're going to love the new trailer for X-Men: Days of Future Past. For those of you who don't like that sort of thing, the trailer also features Michael Fassbender, and we all know how dreamy he can be. And for those of you who are completely asexual, there's a story about mutants, or some bullshit. Me? I'm just in it for the ass.


Bryan Singer returns to the franchise as director for the first time since 2003's X2. The film also includes much of the cast from the original films as well as the recent prequels. How? Because anything is possible with the power of time travel. And since Wolverine really doesn't do much in the aging department, they didn't even have to pay for two actors to portray that character. Win, win.


X-Men: Days of Future Past hits theaters May 21, 2014, unless the space-time continuum is altered before then... or after then.