Hold on to Your Butts! It’s ‘My Little Baby 3D,’ Featuring the Most Terrifying Little Guys Since Chucky

We've all been there. You're attempting to make an innocently endearing little ballache of a game. A sort of virtual pet sim, in which the pets are human children. It will all be as sickeningly cutesy as you could ask. Suddenly, crazy-ass disaster strikes: you inadvertently make said children into ghastly, vaguely humanoid nightmare flesh-things only the Elephant Man could love.

It could happen to anyone, we're sure. Today, a week before Halloween, the poor bastards at Treva Entertainment fell victim to this very game design pitfall. What, what in the name of Satan's balls, is wrong with their faces?

My Little Baby 3D, presumably, is a diaper-changing, ass-wiping adventure of tedious proportions. It appears that the only way to inject a little entertainment was to model the babies on the old legend of the Changeling, a demon child supposedly left in place of a freshly-stolen newborn.

If this business wasn't already creeptacular enough, the press release is simply... ew. It explains that "...players find themselves lovingly caring for their sweet little treasure in ultra cute 3D graphics," and phrases like "little cherub" are liberally sprinkled throughout. Are these the faces of effin' ‘cherubs'? They are not. Oh, the dead eyes! The haunted expressions ("I'veseenthings. You weren't there, man. You don't know.")!

Thanks for the nightmares, Treva Entertainment (via Kotaku).