Sylvie Van Der Vaart Bikini Hotness Parade Continues in Miami

Consider me more than impressed by the hot-bodied sights of Dutch model Sylvie Van Der Vaart this week in Miami. Consider me turgid. The exotic TV hostess from Flanders has been showing off something fierce this entire past week in the South of Florida and it's left something of an impression. Like, Sylvie, now that you've dumped your past big time soccer boyfriend, would you consider a lonely blogger who can drink an entire gallon of whole milk in one sitting? It's an impressive party trick that will dazzle your friends. Just imagine the hot tender passion we'll make after I'm done vomiting.

Sylvie Van Der Vaart bikini candids are becoming a very much anticipated part of my daily ogling routine. Just look at that hot mom. Enjoy.