LOLWTF: Groom-to-Be Forgets to Book Venue, Phones in a Bomb Threat

It's normal for people to get cold feet on their wedding day. Heck, some don't get over it and decide to call the whole thing off instead. It's a huge waste of time, money, food, not to mention booze...but in their heads, they justify it as having escaped something they didn't really want in the first place.

Then there are people like 36-year-old Neil McArdle of Kirkby who are douches at the very core. On the day of the wedding, Neil called Saint George's Hall, where he was supposed to get married with his girlfriend, and phone in a bomb threat. Not because he got cold feet, but because he didn't fill out the necessary paperwork and wasn't able to book the venue!
We're not big on the 'M' word here (that's marriage, in case you're a little slow on the uptake), but we still think what Neil did was cold. And a bomb threat? Man, that's low.

Panicked, he rang the Liverpool-based venue from a phone booth to tell them that a bomb 'will go off in 45 minutes' in order, he says, to buy himself more time.

McArdle, who is unemployed, stood by as Miss Williams, 29, turned up at historic St George's Hall, Liverpool, in her wedding dress, only to find it had been evacuated and was swarming with police. It is understood McArdle and Miss Williams are still together but, six months on from the incident, have still not tied the knot.

Last night it emerged it was the second time Miss Williams had been let down by McArdle, who also promised her a wedding 12 months earlier, but again failed to properly plan or go through with it.

Miss Williams--I think it's time to move on before you get stuck for life with this loser.