And It’s Shittens All Over the World Tonight

Remember Shittens? In case you've already forgotten, Shittens are glorious mitten-shaped wet wipes that keep the sh't off your hands when you wipe your behind after taking a dump. Sticky sh't, watery sh't, pasty sh't--whatever type of sh't you poop out doesn't stand a chance against these tough wipes.

The Shittens team made the big jump from their Indiegogo campaign a few months ago when they went into production. Now they've launched GetShittens.com, where everyone--both young and old, male or female, lover or hater of poop--can get their hands on some Shittens.

They're pretty versatile if you think about it. Use Shittens to wipe your face, your pits, or whatever grimy body part of yours if you need to get clean but don't have access to some soap and water. Basically, whatever you can do with wet wipes, you can do with Shittens...only the latter is better because they give you more control.

Get Shittens: $9.95