Joystick Division’s ‘Top 5 Hot Girls Playing Video Games’ is a Little NSFW and a Little Crazy (VIDEO)

We've all --ALL-- been there: nekkid Rock Band. It's the sport of kings; the one and only way to display your ineptitude at music games (and your wang, naturally). If you want to take part, though, there are a couple rules to bear in mind. Y'know, just to avert any possible etiquette faux pas that might creep on in there. Mainly this one: ensure that your children, the actual damn fruit of your loins, aren't in the room at the time, watching and judging you and making therapy appointments.

Nuts to that, declares Nekkid Rock Band Mom. I put my undercrackers back onfor no man.

And so begins this countdown of the Top 5 Hot Girls Playing Video Games, courtesy of Revision 3. Behold raunchery, intrusive commercial interludes and a fellow dudely enthusiasst presenter above. Boner/joystick puns supplied as standard.