Selena Gomez in Thigh-Highs and Boots (Breaks My Heart Into Messy Pieces)

Ah, to be in Paris in Autumn, the fall of leaves around the Seine, the Eiffel Tower rising majestic against the grey skies, and our sextastic doll Selena Gomez in thigh highs and boots. Mon dieu!

Granted, we've had our hearts broke, nay, shattered, and really our reproductive beans more than our hearts, to learn this week that the reported breakup between sultry little Selena Gomez and that Tiny-Timberlake teen YouTube star was very short-lived, and the two were galavanting through Europe together like a sexy young diva and her little lesbian gal pal. But how could we ever be angry with Selena? Certainly not looking all kinds of cold-weather sextastic in thigh high stockings and boots. She still desperately needs to lose around 85 lbs. of baggage, but, ignoring that, absolutely perfect. Enjoy.