The Kanye-Proofing Of LA

Remember that time that Kim Kardashian's baby daddy Kanye West smacked his head into a sign like a dumbass? We do. Well, the sign has been rehung just a little bit higher so this kind of awesome display of celebrity stupidity won't happen again. That crap was hilarious! Especially because he was trying to look all tough to impress the slut carrying his vagina troll by scaring paparazzi at the time. West then proceeded to hop around and cry like the little girl we all know he really is. While on the surface moving a sign in order to prevent some other jackass from hurting himself may not seem like a big deal, it is.

I'm more concerned about the dangerous precedent moving this sign sets. Guys like Kanye already think that the rules of society don't apply to them. Once we start moving objects around so that they won't get a boo boo on their precious celebrity body, it will be all over for us as a civilization. It's like when you coddle a toddler and cover everything in plastic and safety foam. They'll never learn how to survive and they'll just turn into whiny, self-centered, ass nuggets like Kanye. He and Kim Kar-"I'm only famous because I got pee'd on in a sextape"-dashian's kid is going to be the end of us all.