Pippa Middleton at Fashion Week and the Making of a ThighGina® Scandal

Well, there was a mild fury yesterday when it looked like the royal sister, Pippa Middleton, was back at her flashing finest, this time, even perhaps blaring the bugle horn of bare womanhood beneath her short dress in the front row of London's Fashion Week. (And, might I add, that that front row for the ladies, with photographers stretched out on the floor before them -- genius idea, Fashion Week planners, and thanks.) Well, we did receive emails from many of you about the unleashing of the regal beagle, but, alas, upon further examination in our Cooch Science Investigations (CSI) laboratory, what millions of gaping jaw pre-fappers were eyeballing was none other than our own coined phrase, ThighGina®.

For those who do not recall, ThighGina® comes about when a more skilled celebrity, experienced in the art of the upskirt deflection, works their tired, no-longer crossable legs into a perma-squeeze position, blocking lens view, denying millions of oglers their lust-filled necessities, and, worst of all, the sexy celeb's hard-pressed thighs creating a fleshy crease quite similar to the curtain you entered stage right through on your first day in this world.

ThighGina®, thy name is deception. Enjoy.

(Check out OK! Magazine for the fuller story on Pippa's leg baring exploits at London Fashion Week.)