Egotastic! Emmy Coverage Coming When We Sober Up (I’d Give It A Few Hours)

Despite each and every pre-Emmy Awards show promise made to stay sane and sober, you know, the draw of the wicked woman they call brewed beverages was just too strong. How can you watch four hours of plastic surgery gone horribly wrong without downing two or twelve beers, am I right? The only person who seemed to be having a great time was Josh Charles, from The Good Wife, seen above grabbing his hot date's hot boob (she's actually Sophie Flack, from the New York Ballet, so, you know, she's quite flexible).

Full coverage of the best of the hottest at the Emmy Awards coming soon. Stay tuned.