Suitcase Stickers: Stash Sugar, Cold Hard Cash, and a Hot Chick In Your Luggage

"Did you gag a stewardess, tie her up, and stuff her into your luggage? No? Then what's that I see?"

That's probably a line that you'd never want to hear at the airport, although you've probably fantasized about a similar scenario (minus the part about stuffing her into your suitcase.) If you like to live dangerously, though, and want to see just what you'll be able to get away with, then you'll find these Suitcase Stickers especially useful for your purpose.

They'll help you identify your luggage from a mile away because they're just that far out. Each one of the stickers will put you in a compromising position if you actually put the stuff depicted in your bag. There's the bound and gagged stewardess, for one. Then there's another one featuring thick stacks of cash, and another one showcasing bags of sugar (which isn't just ordinary sugar, if you know what I mean.)

If you're brave or want to miss your flight on purpose, then slap these stickers onto your bags and be on your merry way. I'll warn you, though, that being frisked and probed is not pleasant. Not pleasant at all.

So step into the airport at your own risk. You've been warned.

Get It: $7.50