Ashley Tisdale and Haylie Duff Go Shopping For Girly Stuff

How come the girls never invite me when they go shopping for little bits of clothing and bikinis at their fancy little Beverly Hills stores? It's not as if I don't have more experience in and around the women's changing rooms at the upscale boutiques than any nine of them combined. I'm the one who after hundreds of hours of careful examination discovered that there are no price tags on women's undergarments. Epiphany. So, how come no invite from the likes of my petite and taut darling Ashley Tisdale and her sturdy friend Haylie Duff as they traverse the fancy knits and silks along Rodeo Drive. Wounded am I that the girls left me behind; despite my gallant offer to block the doors to the ladies room when it's time to regurgitate lunch. Enjoy.