Even Papa Smurf Wants to Smurf the Living Smurf Out of Katy Cocktease

Holy Smurf! Our h0ttie friend Katy Cocktease reached an epic new plateau of phalli-teasery over the weekend at the premiere of The Smurf Movie (the cinematic equivalent of having both eyes gouged out with hot, blunt pokers), wherein the pop diva donned a Smurfette mini-dress and proceeded to flash her cleavetastic and upskirt panties and butt-cheeks fantastic up and down Innocent Kid Boulevard. Papa Smurf popped a Smurf in his Smurf just Smurfing next to Katy Cocktease. I dare not share what my reaction was to seeing Katy Cocktease dressed as Smurfette, but let's just it was quite the reverse of blue in the face and red in the pants. En-Smurf.