Elisha Cuthbert Pictures in Flare Magazine a Sight for Sore Eyes

She'll always be The Girl Next Door to me (and, oh, if only she were the girl next door instead of Rita the Mole, the woman who steals my newspapers and then lies about it, I know what you're up to, Rita). Elisha Cuthbert should hold a near and dear place in your heart, whether from TGND or 24, this blonde hottie has the special power of making men weak in the knees, even in super innocent pictorials like this spread for Flare magazine. She's just got that thing that make you tingly in your special parts; that certain feeling that inspires a passion that leads to an action that keeps this blessed species alive. Go with it. Enjoy.