Boozie Floozie

Lily Allen sure knows how to get drunk. (A Socialite's life)

Marisa Miller is topless, and really needs to turn around. (CollegeHumor)

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson enjoy domestic bliss. (DListed)

Blake Lively and Penn Badgely might be the most boring couple ever. (Pink is the New Blog)

Heidi Klum shows off the hotties from Germany's Next Top Model. (Popoholic)

Aubrey O'Day loves cleavage, grabbing boobs. (The Sun)

Can you guess the celebrity wedding? (PopSugar)

Reality show "stars" Stephanie Pratt and Brett Novek are dating. (Just Jared)

Tatum O'Neal blames her relapse on the death of her dog. (IDLYITW)

Sarah Jessica Parker is mad because someone else wore the same dress as her before she did. (Celebslam)

John Mayer is an attention whore. And a douchebag. (CityRag)

Paris Hilton and Joel Madden's dogs are dating. I can't believe I just wrote that. (Hollywood Rag)

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are spending $2 Million on their wedding. That's retarded. (Popbytes)