Miley Cyrus Leaked Closet Pictures Are Becoming A Favorite Daily Pasttime

Outside of Elton John, I can't think of anybody who's spent more time in the closet than Miley Cyrus. (Just kidding, Elton, congrats on the new baby). Of course, every time Miley Cyrus steps into the closet for a moment of self-published or friend-published cell phone camera magic, it's yet another chance to ogle the barely legal gravely voiced diva, this time in a short kimono that flatters her legs and saves me some imagination powers in the process. You never know what will come next with Miley Cyrus and her friends and their photographic adventures, but I can certainly dream up some tremendous possibilities. Can not wait for them all to come true. Enjoy.