Victoria Beckham and Eva Longoria Battle for Hotter Dinner Date

Just between us, sometimes, when I'm with my 4-H Club girlfriend at the suburban Sizzler staring down yet another plate of Malibu Chicken, I imagine what it must be like to have some internationally renowned celebrity hottie coming to meet me at one of the super swank dining establishments in London or New York. Some famous actress or singer decked out in a designer dress, all dolled up, coming to dine with me and, later, regurgitate her $180 salad in the marble-floored bathroom of the establishment. Ah, but a boy can dream.

Despite recently committing the crime against humanity of reducing her breast size, Victoria Beckham looked rather MILFtastic (you know, even with the perma-Posh-pout) as she headed to Maze Restaurant in London, where she met up with co-celeb sexy bomb veteran, Eva Longoria, looking a bazillion bucks herself, all lean and hot and booby. Who would I prefer as my supper-time companion? Hint: Egotastic! makes a wonderful sandwich meat. Enjoy.

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