Ashley Greene Tickles Our Most Enjoyable Bone With Simple Hotness

As you know, it is our destiny to spend one long weekend together with uber-hottie Ashley Greene tucked away at our usual Comfort Inn Suite with nothing but cough lozenges and a Party-Pak of Taco Bell Chalupas and have at it until we are too sore to move, or the police arrive and kick down the door and rescue Ashley. Hopefully the former.

There's just something about this Ashley Greene that drives us completely bonkers, even when dressed so innocent as she appears in the November issue of Riviera magazine. We just want to take her out for an ice cream cone or dance with her at the prom or strap her into a sex swing or something safe and family-friendly like that. Enjoy.