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chris-littlechild - October 11, 2012
The month of October is acclaimed for two anomalous events: great swathes of inebriated Bavarians vomiting phallic German sausages on neighbor's doorsteps at the close of Oktoberfest, and the macabre shenanigans of Halloween.
Verily, this is a time for godawful ballache horror movies that would righteously suck Satan's sweaty foreskin at any other time of year, but are remarkably apt just now (see also the festive frolics of shit-tastic holiday movie Jingle All the Way, featuring a heinously miscast Arnold Schwarzenegger. If he isn't shooting somebody in the actual crotch before propelling a magnificent quip and/or bon mot at the blood-bleeding mess of nasal cartilage and bone fragments that was latterly a foe, consider the family friendly stylings of Tom Hanks or some similar ballbag in lieu of the monotone maestro. Or, as the great man himself proclaimed,
"I'll be back...butnot in this Christmas shit. Crap in my grandfather's mouth, that was terrible. So appalling, in fact, that Ipunched my own face in the facein penitence.")
All Hallow's Eve also heralds the appearance of digital artist Alicia Hollinger's video game pin-ups. In the gallery, BloodRayne parades in her skimpies and a piranha-toothed Pac-Man bites himself some lady ass. Embrace the strange, as that singer with the alcohol problem whose name evades us once demanded.
Images by Alice Hollinger. Behold more of her erotic oddities here.
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