Batman Arrested For Obstruction Of Justice

Batman was arrested yesterday in Michigan. No, this is not the plot of the next Christopher Nolan Batman movie. I mean that a chubby redneck in a crappy Batman costume was put in the slammer for obstruction of justice...again. It seems that this isn't the first time that Fatman...I mean...Batman was arrested. 6 months ago he was put on 5 months probation for his antics. Mark Wayne Williams likes to show up at crime scenes in the town of Petoskey, Michigan to help the police. He is exactly like the "real" Batman without the intelligence, physical training, gadgets, or money. The police were searching for a man and their canine units kept being thrown off the scent by Williams. No doubt that guy reeks of BO and Pizza Pockets. While I applaud his zeal, he really needs to get serious if he's going to be Batman.  He needs to do some crunches, cut his hair, and get a costume that doesn't look like it was made by his granny.