Potential New Mrs. Cruises For Scientology To Audition

There have been allegations that the Church of Scientology "auditions" wives for their toothy prophet Tom Cruise. It's long been rumored that Tommy has his brides-to-be sign a confidential contract to be married to him for a certain period of time for a butt load of cash. The reason being that he is allegedly secretly gay. New info has come out that the cul...I mean...Church of Scientology may take a hands-on approach. Nazanin Boniadi, an Iranian born actress and member of the church, stated that she was vetted by the church and prepared through intense auditing, (getting rid of neurotic body aliens or something), to date the star of Cocktail and Days of Thunder. It didn't work out. So, now that Tom is back on the market I would like to suggest some possible future Ex-Mrs. Cruises.