Gaming’s Whacked-Out Week: Masturbation in Arcades is Frowned Upon, Fancy That!

A further foray into the recent lunatic exploits of the medium. This week, we see some disconcertingly-geektacular-yet-desirable Steampunk-infused modding; beside a Chinese knockoff that could, quite conceivably, galvanize Sony's lawyers into a Batman-aping corrective encroachment in the witching hour. With nut-punching.

Most pertinently, there's the rousing (and arousing, naturellement) saga of the dude who gleefully fondled his ‘nads in a public entertainment emporium. Huzzah for this famous fapper, this obtuse onanist! Why Scott Popular insisted on procuring a photograph as a salutation to this momentous event, we daresay it's best not to ask.
"What's the deal with that photo on your refrigerator?"
"It's just a guy I once saw, giving himself a little chicken-choking treat in an arcade."

"Ah, so it is. Now I lean closer. That's cool then. For a moment there, I didn't knowWHATthe shit."

Wholesome.

For more of this wankery, plus piss-taking euphemisms pertaining to joysticks, get to gallery-perusal.

Hit the jump for links to more details on each unhinged headline.

Kotaku brings us Mister Arcade and deformed Pikachus.

Check out more of the Droid courtesy of IGN

And take a look at the Steampunk controller with Joystiq.