Geek Week: Boob-arama, Poké-Porn and Other Gaming Insanity

Another bodacious bounty of the damned for you this week. There's a generous dose of obscurity on offer, so embrace your inner nerd lest you mitigate the madness. Above, you'll find such treats as mockery of Sonic's inherent shitness (circa 2000), wantonly shoeing a Poké-pelican in the ‘nads, and in-shithouse gaming. Because, as I believe Satan himself once remarked, "Nothing galvanizes a reticent turd like a small TV, precariously perchedinchesfrom your straining ass. Constipation is an all-pervading issue down here, what with the menu primarily consisting of molten brimstone and ashes." Just how much time must they spend in the toilet, to warrant fashioning a little nerd hive in there? It's too ghastly to contemplate.

Elsewhere in the imagery assortment, to continue the toilet humor leitmotif, you'll find that Diglett still bears an uncanny resemblance to a large Dig-shit.

Plus, boobage.