Happy Birthday, Maria Menounous, 34 Years of Greek Goddess Bikini Hotness

Glad she got our cake. And more glad Maria Menounos decided to celebrate her birthday over the weekend by putting on a bikini and sharing a photo of herself with the drooling male public.

At 34, Maria shows zero signs of slowing down; if anything, her hotness bulb is burning brighter than ever,maybe it's the dancing or the Pilates, or just the knowledge that a million men are fapping to her at any given moment on this spinning globe, but this sextastic celebrity is absolutely glowing.

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