Kate Upton Hotness Now Owns the Effin’ World

The uncontrollably hot blonde bombshell, Kate Upton, is just dominating the Hottieville landscape with picture after picture, video after video, or pure, total, utter hotness. Her mini pictorial in this month's DT magazine continues her rein.

So wound up is my libido from all this Kate wonderment, that I've completely lost track of my favorite body parts on the late teen hottie (and, yes, for one more month she is still just a teen); arms or legs or butt or boobtastic or everywhere else, it's all like a hodgepodge of sextastic parts that when combined, form a whole greater than the sum of those parts (and if we ever saw the hole, there'd be some of our own parts that would be in need of trauma care.) Just plain old-fashioned wicked hot. Enjoy.