Octomom To Produce Self-Pleasure Porn; The Apocalypse Is Coming

I've been trying to discount this entire 2012 apocalypse prophecy, but it's becoming increasingly harder with news headlines like our friends at TMZ just shot me, Octomom Signs On For Self-Pleasure Video.

Yep, Octomom is making a porn. This despite her pledge never to do so no matter how tough times got.

However, when you think about it, maybe if she would've stirred her corn soup solo in the first place she wouldn't be bankrupt Octomom with the dirty filthy house, she'd just be crazy single lady Nadya Suleman with the dirty filthy house.

Nut job woman finds doctor to implant her with eight babies then makes masturbation porno to feed her offspring. Oh yes, the meteor is coming.