Rihanna and Brooklyn Decker Hot Bodies Will Raise Your Sunken Battleship

I just love it when two of my very favorite hotties get a chance to be together to giggle, even if they're just laughing at seeing me in my kimono laid across their hotel beds in a desperate attempt for some submissive servitude, I still like to see them laugh.

Rihanna and Brooklyn Decker, the thespianic female stars of the upcoming Battleship, a.k.a. Transformers on Water, summer blockbuster, hit London town to promote the film, snap some delicious hottie sandwich photos, and basically make every Egotastic! man around pray for a strong wind off the Thames to whoosh in under their dresses. These two hot bodies could use a little Mother Nature ordered whooshing. Please, whoosh. Enjoy.