Stupid Crap Sold On Coupon Sites: Digital Breathalyzer Alcohol Tester

There are a lot of accidents that happen around this time of year and it's no surprise why. People drink during the holidays. A lot. Part of it is all the holiday parties and the other part is trying to drown your sorrows in the meaningless of existence. That and having to interact with your relatives. Still, that's no excuse to drive drunk. That's a very naughty thing that can kill you or someone else. That's where the Digital Breathalyzer Alcohol Tester comes in handy. It's a pocket breathalyzer that you can attach to your keychain that tests your blood alcohol level. The product description reads,

"This personal breathalyzer makes it easy to gauge if you've imbibed too much to complete potentially dangerous tasks, such as driving a car or striking up a political conversation with Uncle Norm. The results of your test appear on the easy-to-read LCD display that shows your blood alcohol saturation with four-digit accuracy."

A couple of things. First of all, if you think you might not pass a breathalyzer...you probably can't. It might be best to err on the side of caution and just call an Uber. I don't really think you need a breathalyzer to tell you that. Also, if you drink so much that you need to carry a breathalyzer on your keychain then maybe you should think about your life and the fact that maybe you have a drinking problem. Get it here.