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bill-swift - November 19, 2015
Continuing my round of things I've found in all my women's magazines for the upcoming month, Gigi Hadid in a fashion-y but sheer and hot body filled pictorial for Vogue. I don't care if she's pimping clothes to women who will later complain about how much it costs them to shop for clothes. We all have our own gender burdens. Look at me, I'm combing through lady's journals looking for hot celebrity skin. Don't you think my parents wanted me to be a bricklayer or mortician? Of course they did.
Gigi Hadid is simply everywhere these days. That would be semi-annoying if it weren't so her ridiculously hot body and good looks and willingness to show off. She can't do that much showing off in the U.S. version of Vogue which maintains it's Puritanical editorial standards, but enough of a peek here and there to remind us why we want Gigi to be our prom date to the prom that happens at our house with no other couples or chaperones, just the champagne and melancholy of the fading of school years. Only one of us went to high school, Gigi, but I assure you, we both did the same amount of work. Let's do something stupid together we'll regret for the rest of our lives. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Vogue
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