Lisa Opie Bikini Hotness In Miami

Wickedly limber and hot bikini pageant girl Lisa Opie seems to be lacking color in her chestal region, perhaps from too much cover up during the summer months. I'm no doctor, but I've certainly pretended to be one on more than one occasion. so I feel somewhat qualified to recommend she start sunbathing in the nude. 

Lisa took her turn on the dance floor that is Miami Beach, showing off her stellar yoga worked out body and, naturally, making very important telephone calls to very important people. But more to our cause, that asstastic. Wowzer. This is why God invented bikinis and hot girls in the first place. Lisa, it's good to see your fine female form back in the game. Don't worry about the tan line thing. I can help you with that with the tender and long and slow applications of emollients I keep in my basement. It puts the lotion on its skin. Enjoy.

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