Justin Bieber’s Butt Is The Worse Thing To Ever Happen

History is filled with terrible events, too many to mention. But one tragedy that just occurred is when ferret-faced troll Justin Bieber Instagramed a picture of his ass. He seems to be on a beach somewhere, looking out into the middle distance with his ass and jumbly bits hanging out for all to see. Why he felt the need to send the abomination that is his pasty white buttocks out into the universe is anyone's guess. Is he just a sadist that enjoys blinding people with the shine off his spoiled butthole or does he think there are still women in this world who think he's sexy? I've done a poll of every woman I know and they would all rather have sex with a cheese grater than Justin Bieber.

The question is how do we move on from this. I'm not going to lie, it's going to take a while. Wounds like this don't heal overnight. But with some space and time we will gain perspective on this abomination and by able to find some peace. Let us not think of revenge and form a posse to go get Justin Bieber. Instead let us reflect on what kind of world we created where that talentless freak is a millionaire.