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bill-swift - July 7, 2015
There's music and then there's how Nicki Minaj makes music. It mostly seems to come by showing off her enormous curves on stage and shaking about at a frequency that creates a crushing hip hop beat. In Denmark, they call this the best thing to ever happen, when Nicki comes out in a low cut, booty enhancing wardrobe to squat and bend and pat other girl's curvy bottoms on stage as well. I think somebody said they liked the music, but he was mostly drowned out by a chorus of gentleman oglers staring deep into Nicki's cheeks.
It's like that term 'let's make beautiful music together'. It's never worked for me, but I understand the concept. Making music isn't about an ability to sing or play musical instruments, it's about making people feel like they want to get jiggy with it, right then and there. Pay no attention to the big speakers. Just props. Train your gaze upon Nicki's enlarged lady parts and you will most definitely want to buy the CD out in the parking lot. Enjoy.
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