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bill-swift - June 12, 2015
Alexandra Daddario has been around since before her blooming boobtastic introduction in True Detective a year ago January. Though you might consider that her Egotastic birthday or sorts. It's when she and her fabulous hooters came out to the world and declared, look at me now, bitches. Okay, probably not the last part. Though I do like a woman who talks a little dirty. Unless it's something like 'get the eff out before I call security'. I'll never get used to that no matter how many times I hear it.
Alexandra is featured all crazy cleavetastic in the new edition of The Stndrd Magazine because, well because her blessed gifts simply need to be shared with the world. Imagine Joe Montana had decided to be a painter instead of a HOF quarterback. What if Ozzy blew off Crazy Train to take up accounting? Do you see where I'm headed. Denying the world your innate blessings is the sin among sins. There can be nothing more devout than Daddario melons on display. This is my spiritual center. As always, you are free to make up your own dirty mind. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: The Stndrd Magazine
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