Look Out Colon, Here Comes The KFC Double Down Dog

A few years ago KFC, those heroes of American gastronomy, brought us the Double Down. If you've never had this culinary masterpiece it is a sandwich in which the bread is two fried chicken patties with cheese and bacon inside. It's what you eat when you've hit rock bottom and hate yourself. Well, now KFC has double downed on the Double Down, (see what I did there?). They have shaped the chicken into a hotdog bun shape in spite of the will of God and put a hot dog wiener in it. It is called The Double Down Dog. This thing will fill you with dread and stop you up for a month. Your colon will hate you forever.

We live in the greatest country on Earth. We have the freedom to do whatever we want with our bodies, even if that is in the form of a meat bomb like the Double Down Dog. The horror...the horror...