STFU

Jessica Alba needs to shut the f#@& up. (Popoholic)

Elisha Cuthbert got a hair cut. (Hollywood Tuna)

Paris Hilton's tits, Girls Gone Wild style. (CollegeHumor NSFW)

More Sharon Stone cameltoe. Ick. (CityRag)

Heidi Montag spends a lot of time on her knees, and she ain't praying... (DListed)

Here's more of Heidi Montag being slutty. (Pink is the New Blog)

Carrie Underwood is on a roll. (PopSugar)

Brad and Angelina at a premiere. (IDLYITW)

Rihanna is not dating Josh Hartnett. (Just Jared)

Kate Beckinsale needs a vacation. (A Socialite's Life)

Britney Spears is blaming her failed drug test on her asthma inhaler. (Hollywood Rag)

Jason Patric is one cheap sonofabitch. (CelebNewsWire)