Please Petra

Petra Nemcova is irresistible. (Popoholic)

I've still never seen Tila Tequila actually do anything. (Hollywood Tuna)

Hottest. Jessica Simpson picture. Ever. (CollegeHumor)

Huge Lindsay Lohan cleavage. (eBaum's World)

I would have expected Heidi Montag to be a much sluttier mermaid. (Pink is the New Blog)

Shauna Sand is a total skank. (DListed)

Ashley Olsen and Lance Armstrong? That's weird. (PopSugar)

Britney Spears is doing well. (IDLYITW)

Beyonce and Jay-Z are planning a New Year's duet. (Just Jared)

Sarah Jessica Parker is not pretty, and never was. Stop arguing. (Celebslam)

Cate Blanchett is your fashion disaster of the day. (A Socialite's Life)

Avril Lavigne is a total Vamp. (CityRag)

Nicole Richie buys goldfish. (Hollywood Rag)

Peace the F out to Robert Goulet and his hair pieces. (Thighs Wide Shut)