High Fashion

Check out Lindsay Lohan's ankle accessory. She looks retarded. (Pink is the New Blog)

Carmen Electra's boots weren't made for walkin'. (Hollywood Tuna)

"Jessica Alba is kinda cute" is the understatement of the year. (eBaum's World)

Marissa Miller is like the super-hot version of Jessica Simpson. (CollegeHumor)

Who's the father of Nicole Richie's skeleton fetus? (DListed)

Paris Hilton is thinking hard. I hope she doesn't hurt herself. Oh wait, yes I do. (PopSugar)

Amy Winehouse is probably a zombie. (IDLYITW)

Britney Spears spends some quality time with her kids. In the car. On the way to Starbucks. (Just Jared)

Chicks with guitars are sexy. Eliza Dushku with a guitar is even sexier. (Popoholic)

Fashion Disaster: Tori Spelling. (A Socialite's Life)

Mallika Sherawat vs. Rakhi Sawant: Bollywood Battle of the Babes. I don't know who they are, but I know they're hot. (CityRag)

Britney Spears and her Mom come to slaps. (Hollywood Rag)

Star magazine wants you to belive that Brad Pitt still loves Jennifer Aniston. (Popbytes)

Also, Amy Winehouse has really bad teeth, but that's to be expected because she's British. And because of all those drugs she does. (CelebNewsWire)

Top 10 reasons to hate Michael Bay. (Unibrow)