Alien Midget, or Midget Alien?

Does anyone else think Suri Cruise looks more like a midget, and less like a baby? (PopSugar)

Penelope Cruz gets an award. (Hollywood Tuna)

The Olsen Twins go shopping... for FOOD! (Pink is the New Blog)

Cameron Diaz and Tyrese got it on like Donky Kong. (DListed)

Josh Hartnett is a big hero. (IDLYITW)

David Beckham busted his knee. (Just Jared)

When it comes to Italian models, you can't do much better than Elena Santarelli. (Popoholic)

Jared Leto ain't so pretty no more. (A Socialite's Life)

Sienna Miller likes her 'shrooms. (CityRag)

Happy Purim from Madonna. (Hollywood Rag)

Okay, this is one damn cool commercial. (CollegeHumor)

Nicole Richie passed out from not eating. I knew it was important for something. (MollyGood)

Britney Spears reading A Million Little Pieces. How Apropos. (Goldenfiddle)

Video Bonus:

This time-lapse video of Scarlett Johansson being painted at super speed in Photoshop is really cool.