Baby, You Can’t Drive My Car

Paris Hilton gets busted! (PopSugar)

Lindsay's future is shaky. (Hollywood Tuna)

Diddy's drunken rant on Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson. (CollegeHumor)

Beyonce and Shakira team up for the Apocalyse. RUN!!! (DListed)

Ryan Phillippe does daddy duty. (Pink is the New Blog)

Ben Affleck and Bruce Willis like themselves some hookers. (IDLYITW)

Angelina Jolie is in Africa again. (Just Jared)

Is Katherine Heigl leaving Grey's Anatomy? (Popoholic)

Lesbian glam at the Oscars. (CityRag)

Are Nicole Richie and Joel Madden engaged? More importantly, does anyone care? (Hollywood Rag)

Matthew McConaughey is bendy. (A Socialite's Life)

Jack Bauer interrogates a Goonie. (Horny Oyster)

Did Diddy punch a guy on Oscar night? Well, did he? (Celebrity Nation)

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