Paris Hilton Likes Eating More Than F!@#ing

For someone who is almost single-handedly responsible for the spread of Herpes in Hollywood, Paris Hilton sure talks a lot about not having sex. Earlier, she claimed she would abstain from sex for the foreseeable future, and now she claims she'd rather eat and watch TV than have sex. According to PR Inside, Paris told Seventeen magazine that guys expect her to put out, while all she wants to do is eat.

People shouldn't judge me and assume that's how I am.




I get in so many fights with guys who are like, "In public, you are the sexiest sex symbol, but you're not sexual at all at home."




I'm like, "Whatever, shut up. I don't wanna be." I'd rather watch a movie or Lost, or like, eat.

Who would have thought? You put out one sex tape, and suddenly everyone thinks you're a slut. And while Paris' claims, if true, are definitely good for the prevention of the spread of Herpes, for some reason, I'm just not buying it.

Then again, it wouldn't surprise me to find out that Paris Hilton is the biggest tease in the world either.